i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
- i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
- most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
- im not a pissbaby
my white friends that have reblogged this give me life
3 TIPS FOR A CUTE STOMACH
1. look at ur tummy
2. say “wow this is a cute tummy”
3. congratulations u have a cute tummy
A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes
orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp
Oh my god
walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like
Chris Rock is telling it how it is
Can we appreciate John Smith here for a second? He’s so into it.
favorite movies » Tarzan (1999)
"No matter where I go, you will always be my mother."
"And you will always be in my heart."
Make me choose: Jane Porter or MaidMarian? asked by anonymous